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@Donna_McCoy: Reduce stage fright with a little vodka before the show.

Bring enough vodka for everyone, and you won't even have to perform.

Reduce stage fright with a little vodka before the show. 

Bring enough vodka for everyone, and you won’t even have to perform.

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