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@BoogTweets: *ref blows whistle*
Whistle: oh, oh god, wow. Oh geeeze
@lakeanagirl: I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces
@Cpin42: HEY CALEB- YOUR COW IS INFERTILE AND YOUR SISTER LIKES DANCING.
-Amish trash talk
@turtledumplin: 8yo: mommy how old are you?
8yo: *blink blink* so you seen a real dinosaur?
@biscuitahoy: When you look at Twitter's trending topics, it's a lot easier to understand why they have to write "Do Not Eat" on silica gel packets.
@CVTBaby: I don't really WANT to make bad choices; but I got here late and all the good choices were already taken.