@junejuly12: Regardless of how strange your life can be, at least you're not the h in chameleon.
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@truegritrumble: ME: *taking their hand* It's okay. We all struggle with connecting. RABBID RACCOON: *hissing & desperately trying to wrench its hand free*
@ImHopel3ss: Somewhere, someplace, there's a hole in the world & inside it there's a bunch of gremlins hoarding the 50,000 lighters I can't find.
@TimFederle: Why are pilots so honest? Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
@tastefactory: Let's all smash our hands together repeatedly to indicate that we enjoyed that thing.