@junejuly12: Regardless of how strange your life can be, at least you're not the h in chameleon.
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@thenatewolf: Ugh your paleontologist friend is coming? He's so boring! Don't worry, I have a plan to keep him distracted *pulls out seven layer dip*
@DoreyZoe: My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants
@AlmightyBored: Me to my 18yo, who doesn't like chocolate: What do you crave when you have your period? Her: Justice.