@laura_payton: Registering my annual objection to Groundhog Day. We live in Canada. There will most definitely be six more weeks of winter. I don’t need a rodent to tell me this.
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@CulturedRuffian: My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives.
@IamEveryDayPpl: In order to get my nephews up and ready for church in a timely manor, I told them we were going to Disneyland... They'll be SO surprised!
@withanewname: "Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me." [whole room] "AFTER ME" "Ok fellas, lets start here"
@TheBoydP: Show me someone who says "once you try black you never go back" and I'll show you someone who's never had an overripe banana.