@FunnyMojoJojo: Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving...
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@OkieGirl405: 95% of your time as a parent is spent trying to figure out who broke it, who stole it and who ate it
@MrGeorgeWallace: Y'all are gonna be sorry when I figure out how to breed spiders and bees and my army of "spees" is stingin' and bitin' you and shit
@Rollinintheseat: When I go to a restaurant, I stare at the menu for 10 minutes, and then order the exact same thing I did the last 20 times I've been there.
@juskewitch: If I see a parked car with one of those stick figure family things, I always add a sticker of myself to it and then just wait in the car.