@FunnyMojoJojo: Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving...
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@WAYNES_O: When the mosquito landed on my face, it was one of the easier decisions of the day for my wife.
@RandomAntics: Sneaking into your house and eating just enough of the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms to make you sad, but not suspicious.
@Mr_Kapowski: You tell one kid there's candy inside an electrical outlet that can only be retrieved with a fork and you're never asked to babysit again