@melip0ne: relationship goals
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@Fickle_Filly: You know it's time to quit smoking when you laugh at a tweet and you sound like Muttley.
@ScorpionDong: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain streaking" [pilot darts out of the cockpit completely naked]
@droidbears: fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever