@o__0Dev: Relationship or hallucination? Either way, I'm seeing somebody.
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@SardonicTart: I don't go to the circus. Not because I'm scared of clowns, but because I'm scared of people who go to the circus.
@Sickayduh: My cat's tongue is like a little piece of sandpaper. I'm scratched to hell but this floor is almost finished.
@CubanaMama82: I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award.
@mc_funbags: I'm exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I'm slurring my words.