@ChiefTwittler: Relationship Status: changing locks
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@Molly_Kats: A Victoria's Secret commercial will always come on when you're elbow deep in a bag of Doritos.
@Jake_Vig: Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box.
@Culprit7: I love Yahoo Answers because no matter how bizarre my question, someone in the world has already thought of it. And thats really comforting.
@RuinMyWeek: I photoshopped myself into a photo booth strip a coworker had on her desk and replaced it. And now we wait...