@Kyle_Raney: Relationship status: held a door open for a girl, so she used the other one
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@FranksGrapjes: 1st date She: I enjoy long walks on the beach. Me: *nod knowingly* Because you want to lose weight.
@Lisa_Laughs_: Me: I can't work today. Boss: Why? M: My grandma died. B: Our grandmas died 20 yrs ago. M: ... -Why working for your brother is a bad idea.
@nowme_datta: How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries.