@Kyle_Raney: Relationship status: held a door open for a girl, so she used the other one
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old.
@audipenny: Him: you look tired today Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences
@CVTBaby: It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I'm back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat.