@Sassafrantz: Relationship Status: I ate 7 bananas trying to get the new guy at work to notice me.
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@murrman5: well, 75% of you passed math and will not have to come to summer school [from the back] "what about the other 65% of us?"
@SeanEmeny: "My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I'm not coming in" - No guy, ever
@Brenton_Rodgers: Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.