@Sassafrantz: Relationship Status: I ate 7 bananas trying to get the new guy at work to notice me.
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@SteveKoehler22: My fortune cookie message read : "You appeal to a small, select group of confused people" .... Uh huh ....
@kylekinane: Thank god that racist basketball guy showed up or we'd still be talking about how we're not finding that airplane.
@JoParkerBear: "Don't ever do cocaine, son." "Why, mommy? Is it bad for you?" "I was going to say 'expensive,' but yeah, whatever."