@Sassafrantz: Relationship Status: I ate 7 bananas trying to get the new guy at work to notice me.
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@jackiembouvier: I wish I had remembered this was a rectal thermometer before I'd put it in my mouth for 3 minutes.
@Terdoh: I typed "Cigarettes" in the search bar and it said "No Matches". The universe has spoken.
@ddsmidt: Remember don't judge, you never know what another person is going through Unless they're constantly oversharing on Facebook, then go ahead