@Sassafrantz: Relationship Status: I ate 7 bananas trying to get the new guy at work to notice me.
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@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm black?? Cop: Sir, you're white, driving 90 in a 30. Me: Racist. Cop: Get out.
@ScottWesterfeld: Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies.
@junejuly12: Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.