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@kwirkyKerri: Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!
@Crap_Advisor: I feel like a tampon... In the right place... at the wrong time..
@Papa_Mex: The sonogram of your baby looks awesome!* So clear!** And he looks happy!***
**Is it a human?
***I think you're having a racoon
@seandunn76: Alex: This term indicates a zero score in tennis.
Contestant: What is love?
*dance party erupts*
@ndiquote: Girl, is your name "Schedule" ?
Because I'm always running behind ya.
@flashember: DISH FATHER: You can NEVER see that spoon again!
*daughter dish starts sobbing*
[outside the window, Spoon is thinking] we leave tonight