@kwirkyKerri: Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!
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@jyoungwhite: no matter what you're going through, always remember someone on Yahoo Answers was going through the same thing in 2007
@baronvonbike: Do you think police always say “Do you know why I pulled you over?” on the off chance that you’ll admit to some high crime? “Shit... Was it the treason?”
@stevevsninjas: Aragorn: If I can protect you, I will. You have my sword Legolas: And you have my bow Gimli: and my axe Steve: and my 439 Twitter followers
@therealeatwood: [Poison Ivy’s home] Voice from outside: YOU CONTROL PLANTS? WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THAT? Ivy: [thru window] Go home, Aquaman. You’re drunk.