@kwirkyKerri: Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!
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@Playing_Dad: *sees a spider* I'm going to kill him *turn around to get a shoe* *turns back around and spider has 8 shoes* Alright, let's be cool here
@Ghetto_Trophy: Imagine if people still used typewriters! We'd have to sit in a giant circle and throw pieces of paper at each other.
@nefariousPeterD: Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile