@dreamthievin: Relationship status: I tried to blow a kiss but it wants to just be friends
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@david8hughes: POLICE! OPEN UP, WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. WELL, WE DON'T KNOW BUT WE'RE KINDA HOPING YOU ARE COS IT WAS A LONG DRIVE & JIM NEEDS TO PEE.
@_iamalik: The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News.
@LeonEarlgrey: So embarrassing when you compliment a lady on her large belly and it turns out she's just pregnant.