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@ChiefTwittler: Relationship Status: Lurking
@bea_ker: Newsreader: Police are asking anyone with any information-
Me: [shouting at TV] You lose 90% of your heat from your head
@DirtMcTurd: Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths? Well they should be.
@ThaJawn: *hires court room sketch artist for your intervention
@Steelers1972: Parents, raise your kids well, or they grow up to be like your coworkers.
@deardilettante: How's it going?
"I'm so glad you asked, really need to talk to someone right now"
You're supposed to say 'fine' & ask how I am. Bye.