@ChiefTwittler: Relationship Status: Lurking
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@EliTerry: I USED VOLUME MAXIMIZING SHAMPOO THIS MORNING SO YES I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE OFFICER
@luckyshirt: I don't eat animals because I object to how poorly they are treated and raised. Which is why I eat well-loved children.
@rodney_at_large: If the final comments of your speech last 45 minutes, please don't preface them with "and lastly".