@yonewt: Relationship status: outside my wife's window, holding John Cusack over my head.
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@BAKKOOONN: luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something
@fart: the bad guy ships on star trek werent actually "cloaking" they just turned all their lights off
@pleatedjeans: idea: business cards that just say NO Sir can I have 5 mins of ur [card] Girl can I get ur number [card] BRO DID U STEAL MY NO CARDS [card]