@VodkaTiem: Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried
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@LuvPug: In High School I was pretty popular with all the boys. I was known as "Hey, will you ask your friend if she likes me?"
@MichaelTrying: Cough drops are perfect for when you want the cough you've had for three days to stop for 60 seconds and then come right back.