@VodkaTiem: Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried
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@SaveItForFest: STOP HONKING! IF I DRIVE ANY FASTER THE TINY LIZARD THAT HITCHED A RIDE ON MY HOOD IS GONNA FALL TO HIS DEATH. HAVE SOME COMPASSION, PEOPLE.
@irreligiousorg: You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery.
@UncleDuke1969: I saw an image of the Virgin Mary on a pumpkin! It squashed all of my doubts... And, reinforced my faith in Gourd.