@VodkaTiem: Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried
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@AimeeHelene1: Me: Heeeeyyyyyy Judy, good morning! *scratches Judy's back, wiping off my Cheeto fingers* Judy: Hi!!! How are y..... Me: *walks away*
@waydybee: if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?
@TheBoydP: The guy who first said "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil" was a genius, but the next guy who put it with monkeys, not so much.
@RandiLawson: I really hate to get religious on here, but have you seen the thigh gap on Jesus. DAYUM!