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@VodkaTiem: Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried
@AmishPornStar1: "I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
@TrueTorontoGirl: My surgeon said NO drinking for 24 hours, then we both laughed.
@filmbizpro: "Everyday I'm shoveling" - Canadians Theme Song.
@Book_Krazy: [A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank]
Why do you think people hate us so much?
"Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
@Crowetoons: "I had the worst Cruise ever." - Katie Holmes