@VodkaTiem: Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried
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@CheetoBandito77: *turns on shower* *gets undressed* *checks TL real quick* *floods the entire neighborhood*
@Tmoney68: Why stop at 7-layer dip? Make it 15 layers. 25. Go nuts. There is literally no one policing this.
@13spencer: An Italian rugby player will miss a match against Scotland after being bitten by a dog; Scotland was quoted as saying "good boy."
@longwall26: haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R. Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in