@VodkaTiem: Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried
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@FeelingMervis: If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits.
@daemonic3: My kid asked for help with her report but if I did it for her she won't learn! So I showed how to google, change name, & print on her own.
@RBColl: FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. "Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."