@kathybotteas: Relationship status:
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@Mikecanrant: Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me.
@beefman138: I will never refer to 'drunk me' or 'sober me' because that implies the second one exists.