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@_davidlucas_: *Relationship status*
Me: I'm heading off now.
@KimmyMonte: Rejected Disney Movie Titles:
1) Find My Fish Son
2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs
3) Peter Pot
4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face
5) It's Cold
@nPhelendriqal: I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't really wanna hear about your 'summer' house.
@Schroofles: I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies.
@StansaidAirport: People who clap when the plane lands don't aim particularly high do they?
@skullpuppy11: Barista: How do you take your coffee?
Me: Seriously. Very seriously.