@KKAlThani: Relationship tip: every night text yourself "Good morning love!" & turn off your phone real quick to wake up with a good morning text.
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@LostInMyWorld97: Dog tried taking me for a run. I wasn't having it. I made her drag me the whole time.
@VancityReynolds: Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding.
@CatherineLMK: Please continue finishing your text in the crosswalk, Mr. Pedestrian. It's not like I'm driving a giant metal instrument of death.
@JMFnSparks: The best part about having a homeless girlfriend is after our date I can drop her off wherever I want