@JohnDuffy21: Relationships are a lot like algebra.. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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@AndyAsAdjective: Movies led me to believe there would be a whole lot more unlocked cars just sitting around with the keys tucked away in the overhead visor.
@LoveNLunchmeat: The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am.
@CornOnTheGoblin: "someone broke into your room... and peed on you while you were asleep" me: that's right, officer