@JohnDuffy21: Relationships are a lot like algebra.. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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@Jamie1947: Damn girl, are you my cable remote? Because you are weirdly designed and very confusing, and does this row of buttons even do anything?
@cjcapbt: I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly .
@foxnerdrn: I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers.
@theshantilly: The child that I carried in my uterus for 9 months & suffered through 13 hrs of labor for just asked if he could have my pickle. Hell. No.