@gerryhatric: Relationships are easier if one of you is a cake.
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@wchoughton: Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby," and secretly wondered what the other options were.
@Adar79Angie: I let friend's kid call my ex & say "Are you really my daddy?" while I'm in the background yelling "hang up the phone,he doesn't want you!"
@dshack8: Taught a parrot to repeatedly say "WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES?" and now I don't have to talk to my kids until Spring so that's pretty cool.