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@TheBoydP: Relationships are easy as pie!
@ddsmidt: When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text.
@Parentpains: If by loves to travel you mean secretly following you every where you go from a safe distance then yes I love to travel.
@FriskyOnWhiskey: If anyone's seen me at my best, and seen me at my worse, and still accepts me for who I am, it's definitely the liquor store.
@mishakey: Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet? Are you ashamed of me?
@PresidentGrimes: I promise to find a new girlfriend right away when my old girlfriend gets eaten by walkers.
America needs a first lady.