@dumbbeezie: Relationships are like houseplants, if they're mine they die
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@WheelTod: A key difference between keeping a cat & chimp as a pet, is a cat will eat your face off when you die. But chimps lack that kind of patience
@michaeldean0116: If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......
@robfee: If I owned a pet store Id put a different rat in the turtle cage every night just to see if any of the turtles knew karate the next morning.