@dumbbeezie: Relationships are like houseplants, if they're mine they die
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@TheBoydP: "I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
@Leslie_Annie: My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am. I asked him what was wrong and he said "how many eyebrows do I have?"
@DaddyJew: I'm at my creepiest when I see a drunk chick crying outside of a bar and just think 'bingo