@briangaar: Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious
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@Elizasoul80: [trial] Judge: how do you plead? "not guilty" J: but you've admitted to dropping an anvil on him. "he asked me to make him a pancake"
@lovexios: I hate when people text 'call me'. I'm going to start calling people, say 'text me' and then hang up.
@I_am_Lukem: I don't understand why people get excited about carbon dating. But then perhaps I just haven't met the right pencil.