@briangaar: Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious
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@better_off_dad: Joggers are going to be really pissed if it turns out we only get a certain amount of steps in life.
@dshack8: You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you.
@Social_Mime: He is on that bird call website a lot. - My Mom describing me on twitter to older relatives at get-togethers.