@briangaar: Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious
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@jimmytorosian: I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET
@laureneoneal: Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?
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