@Token_Geezer: Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too
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@flashember: [1st Day after wildebeests take over] I'm safe in my house [Day 7] Thought I heard clattering [Day 21] THEY CAN OPEN DOORS WITH THEIR HOOVES
@IvoryGazelle: i can see why people hate change, it's heavy and jingly in your pocket, and people look at you weird when you use it to buy booze, i get it
@TheAlexP: [trapped under avalanche of Tupperware that fell on me from kitchen cabinet] *updates social media with selfie* Bring food, No weirdos.