@JennyJohnsonHi5: Relax, folks. The dentist apologized for killing #CecilTheLion after he found out Cecil was famous. He meant to murder a NON-famous lion.
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@freypalm: Parents: When you finish the chores will you please look for a job. Me: [painting the cat's claws] Still a lot to do unfortunately.
@Sean_Burgundy_: I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with "Why did you save my number?"
@thegrugq: I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567