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@rmfnord: "Release the Kraken!"
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"Well?"
"We released him. He just took off. It's not like he was trained or anything."
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"Release the tuna!"

“Release the Kraken!”
…
“Well?”
“We released him.  He just took off.  It’s not like he was trained or anything.”
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“Release the tuna!”

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