@weinerdog4life: *releases frozen turkey back into the ocean
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@jdforshort: 4 is currently using scissors to whittle down a pencil. This will be a valuable skill if she ever goes to prison and needs to make a shank.
@shatterpants: When I go to Subway I always bring a pair of pants that are 10 times to big for me and high five all the workers.
@wolfpupy: popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things