@weinerdog4life: *releases frozen turkey back into the ocean
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@pissrifle: GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- "what's the deal with airline food?" GODDAMNIT JERRY HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRYSTAL
@lilgapeach30: It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten.