@weinerdog4life: *releases frozen turkey back into the ocean
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@ClichedOut: With everyone here having multiple personalities, you'd think we'd collectively get more done.
@DothTheDoth: Sure sex is cool, but have you ever pulled an old book off a bookcase, opened a secret door & were never seen again
@curlycomedy: Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes.