@TheCatWhisprer: Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account.
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@CMHorrocks: These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race.
@Schmoodles: I often find myself rewording a long tweet so many times that it completely loses the original subject. This one started off about a cat.
@HMittelmark: Have my doubts about this "smart water," considering how easily it's captured and bottled.