@kelkulus: Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones.
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@AristotlesNZ: Boss: Got good news & bad news. Me: Ya? Him: I'm leaving for another job. Me: Ok..Whats the bad news? Him: .. Me: You planning to come back?
@ieatanddrink: Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call
@PyrBliss: I'm a pretty law abiding citizen, but overweight and out of shape security guards really make me want to test their commitment to the job.