@kelkulus: Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones.
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@BreadFoster: I "pet zone" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there.
@3sunzzz: You smell wonderful. Can I ask what you're wearing? Sure, it's the perfume sample on page 49 in April's Cosmo.
@chopper4jk: Text: How come you stopped drinking? Me: Because I kept waking up with you. Her: I hate you.