@Soberphobiccc: Religious places never have free WiFi because no religion wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
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@DebasaurusRex: I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after.
@iLikeCatShirts: *Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming the male husband species into doing what she wants!
@TEXASVETERAN: I wonder how many other Sandy's have come into men's lives and taken their cars and houses, too.
@justsomegirl81: Me: *standing naked in front of the doctor Doctor: Ma’am, I just meant to take your socks off. I’m a podiatrist.