@jessienope: religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay
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@EllDavey: I go in bars in a suit & tie, drink all night & write tweets down in a notebook. They're not quite sure if I'm the district manager or not.
@EmrgencyKittens: I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.
@PopSlapFunk: Fun Fact: You can be charged with home invasion and aggravated assault if you use a box cutter to break down cardboard and a hobo's inside.