@YoungNobler: Remember before Ebola, when we just had bola? Technology changes everything.
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@truegritrumble: "How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?" -Cats
@flashember: WIFE: This is dumb. DAUGHTER: This is so stupid. ME: This is getting out of hand! THIS: [leaping out of my palm] I HATE YOU GUYS I'M LEAVING
@DanMentos: 18yo me (naive, unrefined): I just ate a block of cheese 42yo me (worldly, sophisticated): I just ate a wheel of cheese