@YoungNobler: Remember before Ebola, when we just had bola? Technology changes everything.
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@gringothespice: Have been woken up with the hangover from hell by the sound of my neighbour's lawn mower. He'll just have to mow around me, I'm not moving.
@kwirkyKerri: Nothing says you married into the wrong damn family like your mother in-law crashing your honeymoon.