@robyn_vo: Remember being a kid and writing "FiretrUCK" everywhere, thinking your parents wouldn't get it? My dad just figured it out and spanked me :(
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@unravelingfire: I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That's sort of how this works.
@NateKofiStruck: The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I'm not into high maintenance women.
@DanMentos: One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic