@grahamlynas: Remember folks 😂
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@pabstdriver: I can usually tell how productive I've been at work, by the battery life of my phone.
@The_JRM: If I were in a musical, I'd get fired in a week. Keep a straight face while someone looks in my eyes & sings to me? Nope. Sorry. Impossible.
@robdelaney: My wife just asked me why she came home to find marinara sauce all over our sleeping baby's head. Sorry babe, I'M NOT A DETECTIVE.