@Aspersioncast: Remember how much you used to like this song?- Car ads.
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@38percentsure: "I'm half black and I'm trying to decide who I want to have kids with. Do I want them to have every advantage in life, or be able to dance?"
@Not_a_JesusGirl: Playboy has started a new edition for married men with the same women featuring every month.
@tinynietzsche: The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping.