@meganamram: Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I'm taking the door to prom
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@MariyaAlexander: I had this nightmare that Salma Hayek and Kevin Hart were trying to tell me something at the same time and expected me to understand it
@HeavyRaines17: Worst thing about smoking marijuana nightly is the strong desire to also smoke it morningly, lunchly, afternoonly and allthetimely.
@ParasiteHilton: *watches Forensic Files for tips* *taps pencil* *scribbles "DON'T GET CAUGHT"* *taps pencil* *pauses* *underlines it*