@meganamram: Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I'm taking the door to prom
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@jonnysun: *sees a ghost* omg dont haunt me please i dont wana b scared "dude i literaly experienced the horors of death so maybe this isnt about you"
@usermcuserface: I'm not a violent person, but I'd happily throat punch the person that decided baby clothes needed a minimum of 20 buttons.
@laurajennyjo: Apparently trapping people in an elevator overnight (even if you have marsh mellows) not a good way to make friends, people are so sensitive