@heymonroe: Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet.
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@AimeeHelene1: Do poodle owners realize they just bought a dog with a shitty 1980s white girl perm?
@TheCatWhisprer: Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room.
@joeljeffrey: Crude oil is the worst kind of oil because it says offensive things while it pollutes the water and ruins our planet.
@awkwardphilippe: Confusing prank: Obtain a grizzly bear, name it Love then call 911 and say that Love is tearing you apart