@FatherWithTwins: Remember, it's not a real paleo diet unless you're eating mammoth every day.
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@NicestHippo: [Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?
@briangaar: Accidentally used the elephant emoji so thanks, Apple, for the next five hours of fighting
@TravLeBlanc: I'm a failure as a sociopath. I'm just not very good at manipulating and taking advantage of people. I'm more of a so-sopath.