@FatherWithTwins: Remember, it's not a real paleo diet unless you're eating mammoth every day.
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@silent_musings: Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with "I see the assassins have failed."
@YoungNobler: Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard. #VPDebate
@UncleDuke1969: Brain: Compliment her eyes Me: Yeah? Brain: Trust me "YOUR EYES ARE BLUE LIKE BLUEBERRIES & THEY'RE PROBABLY SQUISHY TOO." Brain: Perfect!