@Smurfettude: Remember: It's not stalking if you don't see me.
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@Reverend_Scott: That IS a banana in my pocket AND I'm happy to see you. Why must society make these two things mutually exclusive??
@meh_thinks: The phrase “A stone’s throw” has been discontinued. Please use “In Wifi range” from now on.
@TheAlexNevil: According to the latest statistics, most accidents with toasters and bathtubs happen at home.