@Smurfettude: Remember: It's not stalking if you don't see me.
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@AnAbsurdBird: With hindsight, answering the door with one unshaven leg, one dripping with blood & radioheads "creep" blaring out probably didn't help.
@MyNameIsPappyG: Me: waiter, do you have frog legs? Waiter: of course monsieur Me: good, hop over there and get me a beer