@WheelTod: Remember kids -- it may be illegal to text and drive; but you can still lawfully handwrite someone a heartfelt letter at 50mph.
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@ibid78: Angel: "I think we can all agree that 6 is enough." God (clearly upset about something else): "NO. GIVE SPIDERS 8 LEGS."
@ilovepie84: Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge.
@deardilettante: Him: why doesn't anyone want me? Me: I want you. Him: why doesn't anyone else want me?