@WheelTod: Remember kids -- it may be illegal to text and drive; but you can still lawfully handwrite someone a heartfelt letter at 50mph.
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@That_Damn_Duck: I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times.
@Sickayduh: ME: Too much turkey makes me so tired HER: Actually, it makes you sleepy, not tired ME: I'm getting real sleepy of your shit, Debra
@ddsmidt: Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them.
@3sunzzz: 5: Can you cut off the skin? Me: What? 5: *holds up sandwich* the skin M: The crust? 5: yeah M: No, and you sound like a serial killer.