@PaperWash: Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night.
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@chris_isloi: When you give someone a present, unless you say "open it", they're legally not allowed to look inside.
@artsofdrawing: *During math test* My answer: 28. Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 45. Me: "well 26 is closer to 28, so that must be the answer."
@Crutnacker: BIDEN: That went well. OBAMA: Did you have to say you loved Trump's sons in Twilight? BIDEN: It's what I do.
@mo_vitaluna: To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us