@TheAlexNevil: Remember, parents: your children look to you for guidance. Kids are dumb like that.
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@Super_Cynthia: In 1979, a call coming from inside the house was a reason for terror. In 2014, it means one of you is too lazy to shout or come downstairs.
@WheelTod: If you're dying, and have recently lost your car keys, take the opportunity, as your life flashes before your eyes, to try to spot them!
@BubblesnBooze: It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that I know you're hot. -everyone on Twitter