@TheAlexNevil: Remember, parents: your children look to you for guidance. Kids are dumb like that.
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@4boding: My daughter asked me to help her find a job because she’s learned enough in school. She’s 5.
@SadieSkyNinja: If they cause you to have anxiety & panic attacks the majority of your relationship, move on. In related news, I just broke up with my mom
@jwoodham: Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now.
@SHOWERTHlNKING: What if Harry Potter was dreaming for seven years because he ran headfirst into a wall at a train station?