@TheAlexNevil: Remember, parents: your children look to you for guidance. Kids are dumb like that.
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@david8hughes: [boxing match] Commentator: Silva is in the red shorts with green, white & yellow trim Me: the black guy. Just say Silva is the black guy
@daemonic3: ME: do you have a USB wire thingy so I can charge while driving my Honda? BEST BUY EMPLOYEE: a cord? ME: no, it's a Civic
@psybermonkey: When my Uncle died the obituary said that he 'passed away in the warmth of his own home.' It was a house fire.