@TheAlexNevil: Remember, parents: your children look to you for guidance. Kids are dumb like that.
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@FrogAvalanche: Drug Dealer: U have to tell me if ur a cop. Cop: U have to tell me if ur a dealer. DD: U sure? Cop: Ya Im a cop, I know laws Oh damn it.
@LindaInDisguise: Me: My weight is up. I really hate winter. Him: Don't be discouraged. You'll bounce back in spring once you shave your legs.
@Underchilde: What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store.