@BackrowSeats: Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: (Me giving a Rorschach test) What do you see? Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one? Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
@batkaren: "You're auditioning for Scrooge," the casting agent says. "No family, no one loves you—" Batman starts clutching at the script, tearing up.
@DigitalDropz: My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical.