@BackrowSeats: Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident.
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@InternetHippo: I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I’m in prison.
@RudeFunPillow: "WHAT DO WE WANT?" i havent decided yet "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?" i still need a few more mins with the menu you are a really terrible waiter
@Jake_Vig: THERAPIST: You're cured. ME: Really?!? THERAPIST: No, of course not. How did that make you feel?
@Parentpains: In Canada, a drive by shooting is just a guy using finger guns while winking at a chick he has no chance with.