@BackrowSeats: Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident.
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@StevenAndrais: Women Studies? im pretty good at studying women *leans against bookshelf knocking it over. Creates a domino effect that destroys t/ library*
@Carbosly: Being a hacker in the '80's was way easier. *shakes vending machine until chocolate bars falls.
@NicCageMatch: Trying to take the best instagram picture ever but the kittens keep drowning in the latte.
@missmayn: I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks "How are you?" Not good, Maria. Clearly.