@SaraESpivey: Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder.
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@WillSaysStuff: This post-pregnant lady found the perfect way to shed her baby-belly by giving birth! Scientists and non-pregnant ladies HATE her!!!
@greg_vee: I've been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven't taken the hint. It's just awkward now...
@rickolantern: Me: I snuck in my own candy and a drink Her: This is a funeral home Me: Without a snack bar