@jenniferfralic: Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today
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@tylerschmall: *walks into Babies R Us* Hi I'd like to buy a baby. "Sir we don't-" *I slide him a 100 dollar bill* "This way please."
@sumpeoplelikeit: If you ask me where your glasses are, and they're on your head, I will help you look for them forever.
@AdamBroud: [slowly pushing iceberg in front of titanic] little mermaid: 🎶I'll have gadgets and gizmos a-plenty🎶