@realHamOnWry: Remember to keep the 'inmate' in 'intimate' by getting married.
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@drhappyknuckles: First they came for the fat, whiny losers, and I said nothing, because they got me immediately. I was like the first person they got.
@doctorveritas: "It's possible to touch birds!" I say suddenly. My coworkers stare at me. I wander outside to touch some birds.
@1Happytwit: Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow.