@jannable9: Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.
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@TheToddWilliams: An entire cheerleader civilization was wiped out in the eruption at Pompompeii.
@noog: Me: I wish Inigo Montoya appeared everytime “literally” is misused and did his “You keep saying that word“ bit Genie: That ones on the house
@Cidisn: Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes.