@jannable9: Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.
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@Andee_Stewart: My teenaged daughter just asked me how to spell U2. Fingers crossed for that athletic scholarship.
@JillianKarger: [picking out clothes] ah yes, what lovely garment shall i stain with food on this fine day
@lovemydogduck: Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
@Brampersandon_: [Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys