@trevso_electric: Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you.
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@semple42: I really dislike my CW, so everyday I steal a Kleenex from her desk. In about 500 days, she's gonna be pissed.
@Book_Krazy: Just because your kid says, "You're my hero" does not mean you can pick them up at school wearing a cape, apparently
@JasonLastname: Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal.
@ceejoyner: Crowds hated it but the best weapon for fighting a lion in the gladiator ring was a spray bottle and a firm "NO."