@jlock17: Remember when all bombs looked like a black bowling ball with a giant wick in the top? Yep, simpler times.
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@KeetPotato: if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off
@JohnFugelsang: Millions stunned and blindsided to learn Tim Allen had been on a network sitcom for like the last six years or something
@just1fool: 5: "Why is the moon so bright?" Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."