@jlock17: Remember when all bombs looked like a black bowling ball with a giant wick in the top? Yep, simpler times.
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@sucittaM: If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.
@ElleOhHell: *discovering flying dinosaur* PALEONTOLOGIST: We'll call it pterodactyl, for "wing fingers" ME: *crumples up note that says skynosaur*