@JimmerThatisAll: Remember when double entry was an accounting term?
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@Reverend_Scott: [Boss' office] "You're late AGAIN." Drove back for my phone. "Why do need it at work?" It's all I do. "WHAT?" I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
@lovemydogduck: I will be tweeting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
@jjlob7: I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands. :/