@JimmerThatisAll: Remember when double entry was an accounting term?
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@iGreenMonk: She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
@BackrowSeats: Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me.
@ericsshadow: If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?
@nPhelendriqal: I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't really wanna hear about your 'summer' house.